๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…Random Jokes๐Ÿ˜‚

1. Welcome to this Nasty World where Most girls reject good guys & choose bad boys๐Ÿ˜ค, when they get disappointed they blame all menโœ‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜•

2. Dear future wife,
I’m giving you 3 months to show yourself or else I will use your bride price money to drink Alcohol๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

3. Because your boyfriend/girlfriend refused to pick your calls you now lost your appetite, I guess your brain need adjustment๐Ÿ˜‚

4. Be happy๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒif He left you with a Broken๐Ÿ’” Heartโค๏ธ, Others would have left you with a BABY๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿพ

5. If he said believe in destiny distance those not mater hmmm my dear sister just run๐Ÿƒ for your life don’t ask me whyโœŒ I have wisdom๐Ÿ˜

6. I don’t date broke Niggas ”
Says a girl who’s still owning MTN airtime advance ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

7. I wanna be rich in such a way that if I see a cockroach in my new house… I’ll move on and buy a new one โœŠ๐Ÿ˜Ž

8. Love used to be blind ๐Ÿ™„but now it has received its treatment๐Ÿ˜ช.
Now it looks at u๐Ÿ˜’, Ur pocket๐Ÿ™„, Ur family๐Ÿ˜’ & social status & even Ur bank account balance too.โœ‹๐Ÿ˜

9. First 10 people on your tag list will be dancers at your wedding ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‹
Mention them please ! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’ฆI’m busy at home

10. When your girlfriend is so damn good in bed but very lazy at doing house chores. Your relatives will be complaining but you will be like; “You people don’t know this girl”… ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

11. Lord bless every hand that share and comment on my jokes, but for those that always ignore my joke’s just carry koboko flog them

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